Doing NothingHome of Waffle the Bernese

The best day is the one where nothing happens.

For your dog's ordinary day: getting in the car, going out in the rain, eating dinner, sleeping it off. Named after Waffle, a Bernese mountain dog who mostly does the last one.

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Car stairs Car floor over 22 in · up to 250 lb Car ramp Car floor 22 in or lower · up to 110 lb
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  • Ships in 1–3 business days
  • Damaged or wrong? We replace it
Waffle, our Bernese Mountain Dog
Dog furniture

Crate furniture, sized by your dog

Measure nose to tail, and floor to head while sitting. Add 4 in to each. The inside of the crate should be at least that big.

46 in greige wooden dog crate furniture with the privacy curtain rolled up, front view
46″ Large Dog CrateInside 44.1 × 27 × 30 in. For dogs up to about 40 in long.$219.99 See sizes & details
42 in greige dog crate TV stand with a Bernese mountain dog lying inside, side door open
42″ TV Stand CrateInside 40.2 × 27.2 × 27.6 in. For dogs up to about 36 in long, like a Labrador. Holds a TV up to 43 in.$189.99 See sizes & details
38 in rustic brown dog crate end table with a Bernese mountain dog lying inside, side door open
38″ End Table CrateInside 36.6 × 22.8 × 24.8 in. For dogs up to about 32 in long.$149.99 See sizes & details

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Waffle & custom

Waffle throws and blankets made from your photo

You approve a proof before anything is printed, and US shipping is free.

Velveteen plush blanket printed with an illustration of Waffle, our Bernese Mountain Dog, asleep on a grey armchair, spread over a made bed
Waffle Throw, 10 DesignsFor Berner people: ten drawings of Waffle, each from a real photo, on a plush throw.From $42.99 See sizes & details
Custom velveteen plush blanket printed with a painted illustration of Waffle, our Bernese Mountain Dog, in an orange scarf, spread over a made bed
Custom Pet BlanketFor the photo that lives on your phone: your dog, illustrated and printed on a blanket.From $44.99 See sizes & details
Stretched 8 x 12 in canvas holding a watercolour-style painted portrait of Waffle, our Bernese Mountain Dog
Custom Pet Canvas, 8 × 12 inFor the best picture of him: illustrated from one photo on an 8 × 12 in canvas.$41.99 See sizes & details
Natural cotton canvas tote carried by the handles, printed with the sample name BEAR in varsity lettering under a bone, a heart and a star
Dog Name ToteFor the leash, ball and treats by the door: a canvas tote with his name printed on it.$32.99 See sizes & details

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Small Stuff

Small things travel together

Pick any two from this page and both are 15% off. Three or more, 25% off. The discount shows up in your cart on its own.

Blue self-cleaning dog slicker brush with an oval pin head and grip handle, white background
Self-Cleaning Slicker BrushFor the brush that is always full of hair: press the button and the pins let go of it.$16.99 See sizes & details
Snuffle gift box dog toy: product on its own
Snuffle Gift BoxFor ten minutes of nose work indoors: a fleece gift box you hide dry treats in.$21.99 See sizes & details
A little daily care. See the actual toothbrush before choosing.
Three-Sided ToothbrushFor dogs who will not hold still: one stroke brushes the outside, inside and top of the tooth.$13.99 See sizes & details
Purple chamois dog drying towel with an embossed pet pattern, white background
Chamois Drying TowelFor drying a whole dog with one towel: chamois-style, wring it out and keep going.$17.99 See sizes & details

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Stairs or ramp?

Both fold flat for the trunk. The right one depends on your car and your dog.

Bernese mountain dog stepping out of an SUV onto green turf folding dog stairs

4-Step Car Stairs

$99.99
  • Holds up to 250 lb
  • Reaches 23 or 26 in
  • Folds to 16.5 × 13 × 5.5 in

Best for taller SUVs and dogs that won't walk up a slope

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Bernese mountain dog standing on a 60 in folding dog ramp leading up into an SUV trunk

60″ Folding Ramp

$89.99
  • Holds up to 110 lb
  • About 21° at a 22 in car floor
  • 9 lb, folds in three

Best for sore hips and car floors up to 22 in

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Measure from the ground to your trunk floor. Over 22 in, or a dog over 110 lb? Go with the stairs.

Beds & rest

Beds for dogs who sprawl

Washable, raised, or big enough to share with you.

Extra-large light blue quilted dog bed, folded over to show the quilted panels
47″ Washable Dog Bed47 × 24 in, about 3 in thick. Fits a 48 in wire crate or a sofa seat. Machine washable.$44.99 See sizes & details
Grey 60 in elevated dog cot with black steel frame, front view
60″ Raised Mesh CotSleeping area 52.4 × 35.4 in. Holds up to 149 lb. Indoor or outdoor.$69.99 See sizes & details
Grey faux fur human-size dog bed with a raised rim and pillow, white background
Giant Bed for You and Your Dog71 × 45 in and 12 in thick, with a waterproof liner.From $119.99 See sizes & details

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What does your dog need?

Pick the one that sounds like your house.

Can't jump into the car anymore

Folding stairs, a 60 in ramp and back-seat covers for SUVs and cars.

Car travel
Can't jump into the car anymore

The wire crate is taking over the room

Wooden crates that work as an end table or a TV stand, in 38, 42 and 46 in.

Crate furniture
The wire crate is taking over the room

Nothing is big enough to sleep on

Washable beds, raised cots and mats, from toy breeds to big dogs.

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Nothing is big enough to sleep on

Mealtime turns into a mess

Raised bowls, slow feeders and a gravity feeder.

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Mealtime turns into a mess
Waffle, our Bernese Mountain Dog
Waffle, our Bernese Mountain Dog
Waffle, our Bernese Mountain Dog
Waffle, our Bernese Mountain Dog

Before you order

Free US shippingOrders are dispatched within 1–3 business days. Most items arrive 7–14 business days after that, and US warehouse items in 3–7. Made-to-order blankets are printed in 4–7 business days (up to 12 in November–December), then arrive in 2–5. Each product page shows its own estimate.
Damaged or wrong? No need to send it backEmail a photo within 30 days of delivery and we send a refund or a replacement.
Check the size firstWe can't take change-of-mind returns, so every product page lists the inside and outside measurements and the size of dog it fits.
Something wrong with an order?Email hello@doingnothing.store with your order number plus photos or video of the item and packaging. We review each case before confirming next steps.
Taxes at checkoutAny taxes that apply are based on your destination and shown at checkout.

Picked by Waffle

Waffle is a Bernese Mountain Dog. Everything here is sized for a dog like him.

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Waffle, our Bernese Mountain Dog
Waffle, our Bernese Mountain Dog
Waffle, our Bernese Mountain Dog
Waffle, our Bernese Mountain Dog
Waffle, our Bernese Mountain Dog
Waffle, our Bernese Mountain Dog