The best day is the one where nothing happens.

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Waffle, our Bernese Mountain Dog

What does your dog need?

Pick the one that sounds like your house.

The days you're out

Where he sleeps, the crate that passes for furniture, and the bowls he eats from.

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The days you're out

The days you go out together

Getting into the car, the harness and leash, and a coat for the weather.

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The days you go out together

Made for him alone

A blanket drawn from one photo of your dog, and the throws drawn from Waffle.

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Made for him alone

Built for big dogs

46 in greige wooden dog crate furniture with the privacy curtain rolled up, front view
46″ Large Dog CrateInside 44.1 × 27 × 30 in.$199.99 See sizes & details
Rustic brown 42 in dog crate furniture used as a TV stand in a living room, sliding front door closed, clock and picture frames on top
42″ TV Stand CrateInside 40.2 × 27.2 × 27.6 in.$189.99 See sizes & details
Folding aluminum dog stairs with black textured rubber steps
4-Step Folding Car StairsRated to 250 lb.$99.99 See sizes & details
Grey faux fur human-size dog bed with a raised rim and a matching pillow, shown end to end on a white background
Giant Bed for You and Your Dog71 in long.$139.99 See sizes & details

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Stairs or ramp?

Both fold flat for the trunk. The right one depends on your car and your dog.

Bernese mountain dog stepping out of an SUV onto green turf folding dog stairs

4-Step Car Stairs

$99.99
  • Holds up to 250 lb
  • Reaches 23 or 26 in
  • Folds to 16.5 × 13 × 5.5 in

Best for taller SUVs and dogs that won't walk up a slope

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Bernese mountain dog standing on a 60 in folding dog ramp leading up into an SUV trunk

60″ Folding Ramp

$89.99
  • Holds up to 110 lb
  • About 21° at a 22 in car floor
  • 9 lb, folds in three

Best for sore hips and car floors up to 22 in

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Measure from the ground to your trunk floor. Over 22 in, or a dog over 110 lb? Go with the stairs.

Waffle, our Bernese Mountain Dog
Waffle, our Bernese Mountain Dog
Waffle, our Bernese Mountain Dog
Waffle, our Bernese Mountain Dog

Before you order

Free US shippingOrders are dispatched within 1–3 business days. Most items arrive 7–14 business days after that; some arrive in 3–7. Made-to-order blankets are printed in 4–7 business days (up to 12 in November–December), then arrive in 2–5. Each product page shows its own estimate.
Damaged or wrong? No need to send it backEmail a photo within 30 days of delivery and we send a refund or a replacement.
Check the size firstWe can't take change-of-mind returns, so every product page lists the inside and outside measurements and the size of dog it fits.
Something wrong with an order?Email hello@doingnothing.store with your order number plus photos or video of the item and packaging. We review each case before confirming next steps.
Taxes at checkoutAny taxes that apply are based on your destination and shown at checkout.
Sets

Sets, already put together

Everything for one kind of day, at one price.

One possible set: Black tactical harness, Khaki rope leash, Black wide pouch and Black coffee-cup holder.
Out and About Set, TacticalFor dogs 11 to 99 lb, tactical harness range.$74.99 See sizes & details
One possible set: Green dinosaur raincoat, Grass green drying towel and Burgundy paw washer cup.
Rainy Day Set for Small DogsFor dogs 1 to 22 lb.$69.99 See sizes & details
Everything in the rainy day set: the reflective hooded raincoat, the chamois drying towel and the electric paw washer cup, shown together
Rainy Day Set for Medium DogsFor dogs 18.7 to 77 lb.$74.99 See sizes & details
Everything in the car set: the quilted hammock back seat cover with its seat belt tethers and the coffee cup poop bag dispenser, shown together
Car Set, Hammock Cover & TethersOne size, fits most back seats.$60.99 See sizes & details
Waffle, our Bernese mountain dog

Waffle and us

Waffle is a Bernese mountain dog. He is good at lying down and not much else.

The shop started after a bad few weeks. He began pausing before he jumped out of the car and we did not think much of it. Then he brought back up a bowl of food he had eaten in about nine seconds.

Neither was an emergency. Both were the kind of thing that becomes one if you keep not noticing.

We sell the dull stuff. A ramp so he steps down instead of landing. A bowl he cannot inhale. A base he cannot shove across the kitchen floor.

The best day is the one where nothing happens.

Dog furniture

Crate furniture, sized by your dog

Measure nose to tail, and floor to head while sitting. Add 4 in to each. The inside of the crate should be at least that big.

46 in greige wooden dog crate furniture with the privacy curtain rolled up, front view
46″ Large Dog CrateInside 44.1 × 27 × 30 in. For dogs up to about 40 in long.$199.99 See sizes & details
Rustic brown 42 in dog crate furniture used as a TV stand in a living room, sliding front door closed, clock and picture frames on top
42″ TV Stand CrateInside 40.2 × 27.2 × 27.6 in. For dogs up to about 36 in long, like a Labrador. Holds a TV up to 43 in.$189.99 See sizes & details
Rustic brown dog crate end table used as a nightstand beside a bed
38″ End Table CrateInside 36.6 × 22.8 × 24.8 in. For dogs up to about 32 in long.$149.99 See sizes & details

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Beds & rest

Beds for dogs who sprawl

Washable, raised, or big enough to share with you.

Extra-large light blue quilted dog bed, folded over to show the quilting and the non-slip underside, on a white background
47″ Washable Dog Bed47 × 24 in, about 3 in thick. Fits a 48 in wire crate or a sofa seat. Machine washable.$44.99 See sizes & details
Grey 60 in elevated dog cot with black steel frame, front view
60″ Raised Mesh CotSleeping area 52.4 × 35.4 in. Holds up to 149 lb. Indoor or outdoor.$69.99 See sizes & details
Grey faux fur human-size dog bed with a raised rim and a matching pillow, shown end to end on a white background
Giant Bed for You and Your Dog71 × 45 in and 12 in thick, with a waterproof liner.$139.99 See sizes & details

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Waffle & custom

Waffle throws and blankets made from your photo

You approve a proof before anything is printed, and US shipping is free.

Velveteen plush blanket printed with an illustration of Waffle, our Bernese Mountain Dog, asleep on a grey armchair, spread over a made bed
Waffle Throw, 10 DesignsFor Berner people: ten drawings of Waffle, each from a real photo, on a plush throw.From $42.99 See sizes & details
Custom velveteen plush blanket printed with a painted illustration of Waffle, our Bernese Mountain Dog, in an orange scarf, spread over a made bed
Custom Pet BlanketFor the photo that lives on your phone: your dog, illustrated and printed on a blanket.From $44.99 See sizes & details
Stretched 8 x 12 in canvas holding a watercolour-style painted portrait of Waffle, our Bernese Mountain Dog
Custom Pet Canvas, 8 × 12 inFor the best picture of him: illustrated from one photo on an 8 × 12 in canvas.$41.99 See sizes & details
Natural cotton canvas tote carried by the handles, printed with the sample name BEAR in varsity lettering under a bone, a heart and a star
Dog Name ToteFor the leash, ball and treats by the door: a canvas tote with his name printed on it.$32.99 See sizes & details

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Small Stuff

Small things travel together

Pick any two from this page and both are 15% off. Three or more, 25% off. The discount shows up in your cart on its own.

Blue self-cleaning dog slicker brush with an oval pin head and grip handle, white background
Self-Cleaning Slicker BrushFor the brush that is always full of hair: press the button and the pins let go of it.$16.99 See sizes & details
Snuffle gift box dog toy: product on its own
Snuffle Gift BoxFor ten minutes of nose work indoors: a fleece gift box you hide dry treats in.$21.99 See sizes & details
A little daily care. See the actual toothbrush before choosing.
Three-Sided ToothbrushFor dogs who will not hold still: one stroke brushes the outside, inside and top of the tooth.$13.99 See sizes & details
Purple chamois dog drying towel with an embossed pet pattern, white background
Chamois Drying TowelFor drying a whole dog with one towel: chamois-style, wring it out and keep going.$17.99 See sizes & details

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Picked by Waffle

Waffle is a Bernese Mountain Dog. Everything here is sized for a dog like him.

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Waffle, our Bernese Mountain Dog
Waffle, our Bernese Mountain Dog
Waffle, our Bernese Mountain Dog
Waffle, our Bernese Mountain Dog
Waffle, our Bernese Mountain Dog
Waffle, our Bernese Mountain Dog